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Today marks the tenth day of the contest, and what better way to start things off then to hold the biggest and wildest contest yet! From now till January 15th there will be a competition held daily here at ewebtalk with fantastic prizes donated by our sponsors in value of over $1200!

Competition Day 10 - Tell Us Your Funniest Story!

The competition contest for Day 10 will be to tell us your funniest story of something that may have happened to you or someone you know. The story must be genuine and not fabricated, and should be something that is funny and interesting.

Tell us your funniest story and WIN 1 Intense flash banner (468x60) from Sleek Banners (worth over $125!)

Competition Rules:

• Each member may submit up to 2 entries MAX
• Super moderators & respected members can participate
• Winner will be selected by staff and announced!
• No profanity or other inappropriate words
• All decisions are final, we have no personal gain by favouring one member over another

Good Luck To Everyone


Deadline: January 14, 11:59 P.M.



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Lets hear those stories everyone

Okay.. here is a kinda lame one, more funny if you were there.

I was in third grade and one of my friends was yammering at me, I wasn't paying any attention and suddenly I shouted "honk!" We both fell off our chairs laughing

Entry 1:
Nearly two years ago I was at a party held at one of my friend's house. Of course we were all drinking. I got pretty drunk and late in the night I went into one of the rooms to lie down and closed the door behind me. After about 20 minutes I had to pee like a race horse (you know how it is peeing drunk). I get back up and try to open to door to leave. The door doesn't open so I walk to the closet, open the door and close it just to see if I really was that drunk, lol. Again I try to open the door, but fail. I flip the light switch on and look for a lock knob or whole, but there is nothing. I knock on the door a few times, but nobody answers as the music was too loud. So I search for an alternative way to pee (something to pee in). After finding nothing I decide to pee out the window, but the screen was locked in as well. I wound up peeing through the screen, leaving a round stain of urine. Nobody walked in on me peeing through the screen, thank god, lol. A while later someone let me out and I soon after learned that that room had a backwards door knob because it was used as timeout room for my friend's little sister. This incident was brought up throughout the next few parties.

Entry 2:
This time it's a party that I threw. I had a few people over my house (around 20) and we had a few cases of beer. It was a fun party. Once the morning came most of my friends had left, but some were comming back over that night. I came up with an idea to play a trick on one of my friends. My two friends that were helping my cleanup agreed to play along. We had mostly all bud lgiht bottles which are twist off. We had about 40 bottles laying around the house so we took all of them and dumped the left overs into two bottles. All the ones that had just a tiny bit left (mostly backwash) we poured into one bottle. And the other bottle was filled with the bottles that were about 1/5 full or so. The we had about 10 regular beers left over. Once a couple friends came back I asked them if they wanted soem beer. The one that was mostly backwash (about 20 bottles worth lol) had a sip taken out of it and afterwards he said, "I knew somethig was strange when the bottle didn't make that fresh open sound". Of course it tasted terribly flat too, lol. The other bottle was dranked before we told him. That bottle wasn't really that bad though.

this is going to be a fun contest to judge

OK, this isn't a winner, but it's a start:

OK, first you should know I was having an arugement with a friend, he's an English freak, I'm a math geek. So the English freak says, "Everyone in my family is known for their English, my father, grandfather, and his father." So I say, big deal, you're an English freak to the fourth [edit]power[/edit] (then we both crack up histarically).

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thats a nice pun

that is hilarous....you nailed him. way to go!

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lol, nice stories so far. I'll post a story or two if I can remember any funny ones